{S'MASHIN'|SMASHIN'|KNOCKIN' STASHPATRICK!|

Alright lads and lasses, giddy-up to celebrate S'mashin' Stashpatrick! We're talkin' rivers of green beer, plenty of dancin', and maybe even a wee bit of mischief. Make sure to wear your greenest garb and join the party!. It's gonna be a grand celebration! Things to do: Find a parade Tell jokes| Penelope's Treasure Trove Welcome to Patty's/